As you all have no doubt seen from my last Picture Post, I have been having a bitch of a time lately keeping the fucking Spammers at bay. It has sucked and they have made it hard to determine real comments from the fakes. Now some may be creative enough to come up with comments all on their own, while others, well I’m sure they copy and paste from other places and use those comments to try and dupe web masters into letting their shit through. I got one today………… 😀 Needless to say this mother fucker has royally pissed me off or I would not be here posting this rant. I showed my readers how I deal with trolls, now it looks like I have to show how I deal with these fucking worthless bastards as well. The following is the comment itself minus only the link to fucking Nike shoes of all things, I am posting it just to let you all see what really got under my fucking skin about it. So with out further adieu here is the comment of a fucking retard spammer.
Is that the issue here? Are you guys thinking teenage romantic comedy drama thingy when yall say friendzone?Haha, man. I had this happen to me once. I kissed the girl once during a drunken night out. I wasn interested in pursuing anything. Ages later we at the party of a mutual friend and without my knowing she had been telling this gay guy that I was gay. I leave the party to walk home and as I walking down the street I hear this dude shouting out “INSANEMOTORBOATER!!!”. He catches up to me and we talk a little. He asks if I gay and I laugh and say no. Then he asks if I bi and I say no. I ask him why and he says “Nicki told me you were gay”. Another funny story was when I was with a gay mate of mine and his friends at a gay bar recently. I was talking to one bloke and I thought nothing of it but I think he got the impression that he had been successfully chatting me up for ages. When it was revealed that I was straight he seemed so shocked and heartbroken. It was like that episode of the Simpsons when Lisa tells Ralph Wiggum that she doesn like him Bart shows the point at which his heart breaks:This guy was nice though. He even offered to help me pick up straight women. Good Guy Gay Guy!What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
………. 😀 Man oh man, where to start? For starters, if you think this is what I do here, you’re a fucking idiot. There is actual thought and or tactics put behind even my shit talking that I do here. I don’t just randomly blast people and spew hatred unless I believe in the merit behind doing so. This whole thing here, is as much a piece of shit as the one who wrote it. Let me get that out of the way first. Next…… How many U.S. service people call anyone bloke? True he may be an immigrant but it doesn’t even fit the rest of his rant leading me to believe this is the result of the re write programs some of these other fucking idiot spammers have been trying to pass off. Bloke, I don’t think the program gets that we all have our own slang, If I was going to be partial to another lands slang I would have to say that Wanker has always been one of my favorites, but that’s just me. Now….. I’m sorry Homophobic much? You’re really going to spew ALL of that just because someone called you Gay on the internet? I’ve said Fag, but that was mainly to gauge the reaction of the troll who was writing, you see I have a history of pissing people off and sometimes I know something irk the people I used to know more than others and it was as much to try to see if it might have been an old rival from my former life trying to fuck with me now, but this, this here is so fucking far off the grid it’s sick. Now onto what really fucking fired me up over this bullshit. No sniper I ever met, read about, or watched, with the patience and discipline to do what they do would be that ill tempered and fucking stupid with their threats, in fact most, if they would actually do it, would just fucking do it and you would not get a fucking warning before hand. I think even as off kilter as Uncle Sam is and has been they would greatly frown upon the use of Military personnel in dealing with a private issue that amounts to jack shit. This Jack Ass should have NEVER CALLED HIMSELF A NAVY SEAL. If you’re talking shit, you better fucking know who you are making look bad in the process and if you ever were an actual SEAL, may your family give you the thorough fucking beating you deserve for being a DISGRACE to it. Now I’m sure that might rub a few people the wrong way, because I get that here in America IMAGE IS EVERYTHING, and pride and the clothes make the man, and this person said they served our country and all that…… No, FUCK ALL THAT, you see clothes don’t do a damn thing but cover your ass, the uniform does not, nor can it, give honor to any man or woman. It’s the man or woman who gives honor to the uniform. A piece of shit is a piece of shit no matter the wrapping and if you want to argue that point I have four words to kill your argument on the spot: Timothy McVeigh, war hero, otherwise known as the Oklahoma City Bomber. This person is talking out their ass just to get people to look at their Nike page. 😀 Well I’ve just showed my readers your fucking stupidity, but they won’t be clicking any links for it, because the comment that was in my spam folder is now permanently deleted. You mother fuckers are getting on my last nerve, you have insulted my site, just thinking this shit belongs here, showing that you are just as Goddamn ignorant and short sighted as a lot of the assholes I have posted about here. And you have insulted the honor of our military. So from me to you, man to man. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR MAMA, FUCK YOUR SISTER, FUCK YOUR GRANDMA, but most of all FUCK YOUR SHOES BITCH, NOBODY IS BUYING THAT SHIT HERE ON MY SITE. -Love BIG CAT